-A bird virus is a microscopic agent capable of infecting avian species, often spreading silently through flocks. These pathogens can cause a range of [disease](/wiki/disease), sometimes devastating wild populations or farmed [bird](/wiki/bird) stock.
+A bird virus is a microscopic agent capable of infecting avian species, often spreading silently through flocks. It is the worst virus of all and only does bad things. These pathogens can cause a range of [disease](/wiki/disease), sometimes devastating wild populations or farmed [bird](/wiki/bird) stock, and everyone dislikes the virus.